The Daily Telegraph has a fabulous splash today about "Boned", the yet-to-be-released tell-all book about an Australian television station.

Hmmm. It is called Boned so we can all assume it is a thinly-vieled attack on Channel Nine.

I cannot wait for the anonymously-penned book. The Tele quotes the publisher Penguin as saying it is "a wickedly entertaining novel that blows the lid off the world of network television". There are all sorts of theories about who is behind the book.

Personally I would rule Mia Freedman out because she is pregnant with her third child. Let's face it - if she has time to write a novel in between her job, managing two kids, morning sickness, cravings and other delightful pregnancy ailments - she deserves a Nobel Prize for literature.

I also doubt it would be Eddie Maguire because he is too busy running Melbourne.

I think I know who wrote it, and all the more power to her. She's a good egg who was treated disgracefully. Am I going to say? No way. That is the power of the sisterhood.

I think new Nine CEO David Gyngell is a class act. I loved his comment to The Tele about the book:

"It's all good sport. We might even make a mini-series out of it."

Anonymous - all the more power to you. Go forth and reap.