About Phil Turner

Philip means 'lover of horses'. I hate horses and am chronically allergic to them. That's just one contradiction.

I like arty stuff like going to art exhibitions and reading books. I also play rugby every weekend with a bunch of meatheads. There's another.

I'm an unrefined Northerner. Married to a delightful London 'lady'.

I'm 30. Going on 50. (I think nothing of wearing tweed and a flat cap).

That's enough about me.